where-the-streets-collide:

benvsa:

jillisonlymyfriend:

jillisonlymyfriend:

So today our university sent out a warning about water buffalo running around loose on campus and everybody was like “haha good April fools joke”

then this happenedimage

WHAt THE FUCK

im sorry but do you go to scHOOL AT FUCKING HOGWARTs

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:



I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

matt-smiths-legs:

junjouchara:

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

rabid-fangirl-22:

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

WE”RE NOT

rabid-fangirl-22:

ezekielismycopilot:

George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

WE”RE NOT

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

gerti:

The Twelfth Doctor’s first line

the thing is though when this doesn’t happen I’m going to be so horrendously disappointed.

seductivesurvivor:

Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

But how do people get injured by toilets???

waitinghopingliving:

carry-on-my-otp:

killedmycatatemytailor:

You know how everyone says that Death had the best character entrance in Supernatural? I thibk everyone seems to forget how fucking BADASS Castiel’s entrance was.

DEANS FACE OH MY FUCKIGN GOD


"I am an angel of the [fucking] lord"

waitinghopingliving:

carry-on-my-otp:

killedmycatatemytailor:

You know how everyone says that Death had the best character entrance in Supernatural? I thibk everyone seems to forget how fucking BADASS Castiel’s entrance was.

DEANS FACE OH MY FUCKIGN GOD

"I am an angel of the [fucking] lord"

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:



Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

aisurusenka:

celestialdeth:

Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin

capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

You mean like

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Supernatural?

surlylock:

*KICKS UR DOOR DOWN*

*THRUSTS A SOFT BLANKET AND A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE INTO UR HANDS*

[SCREAMING] I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN LIFE

*BEATS UP ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE*

ozthemagician:

you get the idea by now.Supernatural is going to take over all of Tumblr. Its already begun. 

pt3 pt2 pt1

ozthemagician:

Supernatural stealing posts since the day I joined

pt2 pt3